I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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