Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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