I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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