Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
So. Much. Porn.
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