Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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