can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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