All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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