Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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