Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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