carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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