If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
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you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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