thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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