No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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