Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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