Duck Duck Cougar?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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