What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Enjoy the penises
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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