I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Come on in and take your pants off
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