I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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