did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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