is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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