grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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