Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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