never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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