Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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