Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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