I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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