Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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