we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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