Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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