Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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