Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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