is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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