I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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