Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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