Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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