I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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