So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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