I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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