there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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