Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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