We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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