I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
if i died would you start the facebook group?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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