it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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