I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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