You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
MIDGETS
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Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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