I didn't shave. On purpose
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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