question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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