Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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