i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
The feeling are messing with the penis
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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