i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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