In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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