There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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