"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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