Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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