whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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