you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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