ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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