her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
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You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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